“As the wife of the minister, I’m privy to a lot of sensitive information . . . and here it is. Marge’s husband doesn’t earn much, and the family’s a mess! And, quite frankly, I think she . . .” – Helen Lovejoy “Let the record show that the witness made the Drinky-Drinky motion.” – Blue Haired Lawyer Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
Tag: Maggie Roswell
Quote of the Day
“I must say, Luann, you’re really handling this splendidly.” – Marge Simpson “From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luann van Houten!” – Luann van Houten “Actually, Luann, I don’t really know anything about you.” – Marge Simpson “Forget it! She’s gone! Presto change-o, kaboom! Sweet Fanny Adams, bye-bye!” – Luann van Houten Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
Quote of the Day
“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson “Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
Quote of the Day
“The dryer goes on the right.” – Woman “Yes, ma’am.” – Jose Canseco Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!
Quote of the Day
“Marge? Marge Simpson? You remember me, don’t you? I’m Helen Lovejoy the gossipy wife of the minister.” – Helen Lovejoy “Yes, hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson “Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, why isn’t that Marge Simpsons over there having brunch with a man who isn’t her husband?, and I just had to come over and say hello.” – Helen Lovejoy Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!
Bonus Quote of the Day
“I don’t judge Homer and Marge, that’s for a vengeful God to do.” – Maude Flanders Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!
Quote of the Day
“From now on I’ll use my gossip for good, instead of evil.” – Helen Lovejoy Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!
Quote of the Day
“You see class, my Lyme disease turned out to be psychosomatic.” – Miss Hoover “Does that me you were crazy?” – Ralph Wiggum “No, that means she was faking it.” – Janie “No, actually, it was a little of both. Sometimes, when a disease is in all the magazines and on all the news shows, it’s only natural that you think you have it.” – Miss Hoover Happy Birthday Maggie Roswell!