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“All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Blue Bird of Unhappiness.” – Lunchlady Doris
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I don’t know why, but I always remembered Manic Depressive Mouse and the Blue Bird of Unhappiness as some of those Itchy and Scratchy characters we heard about in “The Day The Violence Died”.
They need to invent a children’s chewable laxative called “Flatulence Fox”, stat!