Quote of the Day

“Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader!” – Movementarian “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Leader! Leader! Leader!” – Suckers “Batman!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Joy of Sect”! Original airdate: 8 February 1998

Quote of the Day

“Wait a minute, the family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father. And he got it from his father. And he traded a mule for it. And that mule went on to save spring break.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

Quote of the Day

“It is the playoffs! It’s five below! And there’s one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.” – Brett Gunsilman “He doesn’t look too happy.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo “Well, maybe the paint has shut off his pores and he’s slowly suffocating. Still, that is a real fan!” – Brent Gunsilman

Quote of the Day

“Right in here, boy. If you-…eww, I don’t know what I was thinking last night. This’ll take you a couple hours.” – Krusty the Klown