“This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing. He had terrible acne. And had fur where there was no fur before.” – Troy McClure
Month: December 2018
Quote of the Day
“Now hold on a minute, missy. It’s not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I’d kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed.” – Rex Banner
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Alright, I’ll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies. . . . Get back to work, Stewart!” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“Why don’t people like me, Marge?” – Homer Simpson “Everyone likes you, you’re a wonderful person.” – Marge Simpson “Why don’t those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Marge, it’s a real pleasure! . . . You got any leads? I need some leads. Please, help me.” – Gil “That’s enough, Gil. Don’t drag her down with you.” – Lionel Hutz
Quote of the Day
“Oh, no, he’s hurt!” – Lewis “Bad.” – Richard “Let’s get out of here!” – Milhouse van Houten
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned. Hold your nose, Smithers, we’re going in.” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“There she is, the old Radiation King! You’d park yourself right there and watch for hours on end.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“But for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.” – Troy McClure
Quote of the Day
“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson “No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson “Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson “My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson “You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson “He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Homer, I’ve got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can’t get out of my driveway because of these protesters!” – George Bush the Elder “Mr. President, those young people are about to get a dose of reality.” – Homer Simpson So long, Mr. Bush!
Makeup Quote of the Day
“I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet powered, monkey navigated . . . and it goes on like this.” – Rev. Lovejoy