“Fire can be our servant, whether it’s toasting smores or raining down on Charlie.” – Principal Skinner For the fourth… READ MORE
“I don’t know, I think this movie was a big mistake. All I do is talk for two hours, I… READ MORE
“Come on, Homer, join the party.” – John As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie… READ MORE
“Alright, folks, show’s over. No more to see, folks, come on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss.”… READ MORE
“Ah, McBain, so glad you could make it. Have a salmon puff.” – Senator Mendoza “Alright.” – McBain As part… READ MORE
“Crush, kill, destroy.” – 100% Loyal Robot Workers As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie… READ MORE
As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be… READ MORE
As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be… READ MORE
Image shamelessly yoinked from here as a result of search for “randomly determined”. “I’ll get the dictionary.” – Hugh Parkfield… READ MORE
“You know, Homer, when I found out about this I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was… READ MORE
“Hey, I remember you. Mayor Quimby, right?” – Lisa Simpson “I, uh, er, ah, no. Look at this license: Mohammed… READ MORE
“It’s not your fault, Homer, it’s those lousy writers. They make me madder than a, um. . . yak in… READ MORE
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