“Look Maggie, they have a baby too.” – Homer Simpson “It’s like they saw our lives and put it right up on screen!” – Bart Simpson I have no real use for the perpetual “Simpsons vs. Family Guy” debate for the obvious reason that I don’t consider The Simpsons and Zombie Simpsons to be the same program. Nor do I know whether or not Family Guy was originally intended as a low cost replacement for The Simpsons. I do know that the format of Family Guy resembles that of The Simpsons pretty closely. I also know that Zombie Simpsons sucks…
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Quote of the Day
“Well Homer, you seem to be a trencherman, what should we serve?” – Sideshow Bob “Well, you can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!” – Homer Simpson
“She of Little Faith” Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Image taken from Wikimedia Commons. “Ah, Mr. Simpson, you’re forgetting the first two Noble Truths of the Buddha.” – Sideshow Bob “I am not.” – Homer Simpson This episode is so by-the-numbers Zombie Simpsons that it might as well be a “How to” manual. Homer acts crazy, Lisa acts sanctimonious (literally), and there’s a Hollywood movie star voicing himself for no reason. It even has the bonus feature of the weird ending. In this case, it turns into an abbreviated Christmas episode with no warning whatsoever with about three minutes to go. Truly bizarre. This commentary is also pretty par…
Quote of the Day
“Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?” – Sideshow Bob “Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon I’m right back in there.” – Krusty the Klown
Friday Link Dump – Barney and Ecstasy Edition
“I can see why this is so popular.” – Homer Simpson Meet Zaky, the purple bear with a message of tolerance – Zaky is a Barney clone, only he’s a bear instead of a dinosaur and his original target audience was Australian Muslims. Now he’s going global: Zaky’s creator, Sydney film producer Subhi Alshaik, describes the mild-mannered cartoon character as “the opposite of Bart Simpson” who teaches “good, ethical, moral messages”. I would not have guessed that the opposite of Bart Simpson was a purple bear, but what do I know? Lunch Break: Jon Stewart’s 1994 Interview With Conan O’Brien –…