“Principal Skinner, what would you say is the most important firefighting tool? Would you say it’se prevention?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, absolutely, Lisa. That and the sand bucket.” – Principal Skinner
Tag: Brother’s Little Helper
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Thank you for coming.” – Principal Skinner “Thank you for getting me out of work.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I take hormones to lower my voice. Now all I want to do is fight! What are you looking at?” – Martin Prince
Quote of the Day
“And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey…” – Ralph Wiggum “You’re not gonna start any fires, are you?” – Hosey the Bear “At my house we call them Uh-Ohs.” – Ralph Wiggum Happy (one day late) Birthday Mike Scully!
Quote of the Day
“I’m having some side effects from the dope.” – Bart Simpson “It’s not dope! It’s something to help you concentrate.” – Marge Simpson “All I know is my testicles won’t fit in my underwear.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, get those oranges out of there.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I don’t want to pump my little boy full of drugs.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, yeah, we get a lot of that.” – Pharm Team Scientist
Reading Digest: Not Relating to the Non-Geeks Edition
“This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly Ghost Rider.” – Comic Book Guy “What about Superman?” – Otto “Oh, please.” – Comic Book Guy It’s a shorter and more random than usual list this week, I assume because of a Labor Day related reduction in the amount of time people spent at their keyboards over the last seven days. We do have a couple of people confessing to having chronic cases of Simpsons on the brain, but I’ve never thought of that as a bad thing. Having great jokes and scenes pop into your head randomly…
Crazy Noises: Brother’s Little Helper
“Fire can be our servant, whether it’s toasting smores or raining down on Charlie.” – Principal Skinner For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world…