“This is so relaxing. Homey, this was a wonderful idea.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah. If that mafia guy weren’t staring at us, I’d take off my towel.” – Homer Simpson “Oh don’t mind me, look, I do it first.” – Mafia Guy
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“Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They’re all pretty much the same.” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“Stupid babies need the most attention.” – Officer Goodman, Department of Child Welfare
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“Ecch, that Barlow’s a right wing crackpot. He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity, can you believe that?” – Carl Rest in peace, Teddy.
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“What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train — which I could also afford?” – Homer Simpson
Sunday Preview: “Father Knows Worst”
For those keeping count at home, tonight’s episode is one of four left this season to ridicule and summarily reject on the basis of mediocrity. Usually Fox trots out a promo image for new Zombie Simpsons episodes, but they opted not to this time around. No matter, ours is way better. In fact, Fox might as well save themselves the trouble and borrow our format: screengrabs from old episodes magically repurposed into something new and daring. Anyway, gazing into SNPP’s crystal ball, we get the following synopsis about “Father Knows Worst,” which is guaranteed to be forgettable: Homer tries to…
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“We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson
The Kids Are Alright
“Bart, I don’t know if this sould be an Extra.” – Rod Flanders “Is your source on this reliable?” – Todd Flanders This is the first thing it says on Emory University’s “About” page: Emory University is an inquiry-driven, ethically engaged and diverse community whose members work collaboratively for positive transformation in the world through courageous leadership in teaching, research, scholarship, health care and social action. That is a mouthful of a sentence, nevertheless I think they have some very fine young people there. In a paean to Conan O’Brien in the Emory Wheel, senior Daniel Berger writes: Though it…