“No knife games on the kitchen table!” – Marge Simpson “I didn’t hit your precious table!” – Homer Simpson
Tag: It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Marge
Quote of the Day
“Otto, a red traffic light means what?” – Bart Simpson “Whoa, no time for brain teasers!” – Otto
Reading Digest: Bands! Edition
“You got Poison to play at our wedding?” – Becky “We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.” – Cyanide Singer “We need a ride home!” – Cyanide Drummer This week we might have a link of the month instead of a link of the week. From Australia comes a list of bands with names from the show from all over the globe. I’ve linked maybe three or four of them on here, and I had no idea just how many there really were. It needs to be seen to be believed, and it’s hard to conceive of another show offering…
Quote of the Day
“Lisa, it’s time you learn the truth about men.” – Patty Bouvier “They’re pigs?” – Lisa Simpson “The bitterness is strong in this one.” – Patty Bouvier
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Mom, you’re not supposed to throw rice anymore. Birds eat it, their stomachs swell, and they explode.” – Lisa Simpson “Why am I just learning this now?” – Bart Simpson
Compare & Contrast: Suspense Movie Take-Offs
“This can’t be what it looks like. There’s got to be some other explanation.” – Bart Simpson “I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn’t. I’m a murderer, I’m a murderer!” – Ned Flanders “Then that’s not the real Ned Flanders.” – Bart Simpson “I’m a mur-diddly-urd-ler!” – Ned Flanders “If that’s not Flanders, he’s done his homework.” – Bart Simpson The Simpsons had a long and proud tradition of using classic movies or plot ideas as the basis of an episode. Being The Simpsons, when they aped something, they didn’t just follow it, they used…