“Lisa, I can’t imagine anyone being more likable than you. But apparently this new girl is. So my advice would be to start copying her in every way.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Lard of the Dance
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“Mom’s gonna kill you.” – Bart Simpson “If she didn’t want her car ruined, she should’ve done a better job hiding her keys.” – Homer Simpson
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“Attention, please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. . . . Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson’s? Thank you, Lisa.” – Principal Skinner
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“Then, the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that’s why it was the best summer ever.” – Ralph Wiggum
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“Marge, if you don’t mind, I’m a little busy right now achieving financial independence.” – Homer Simpson “With cans of grease?” – Marge Simpson “No, through savings and wise investments. Of course with grease!” – Homer Simpson
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“When you want grease, go to the source: good old Krustyburger.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, I’ll say. Look at that red headed kid. There must be twenty dollars worth of grease on his forehead alone.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, this hot dog tastes different.” – Homer Simpson “Yes, I just cleaned out the machine, sir. So the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in putrid grease.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Yeah, but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.” – Homer Simpson
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“Can I help you, sir?” – Greasy Teen “My God, you’re greasy.” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Marouka? Help.” – Greasy Teen
Crazy Noises: Lard of the Dance
For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the dust wouldn’t settle completely for another season or so, there is no bigger gap in quality than the one between Season 9 and Season 10. Since…
Compare & Contrast: Lisa’s Rivals
“What do you guys, like, do for fun?” – Alex Whitney “Well, you’ll definitely want to get yourself a good doll. The new Malibu Stacy has an achievable chest.” – Lisa Simpson Back in December, I pointed out that in the Katy Perry Incident, surely one of the low points of the entire decade plus debacle that is Zombie Simpsons, Perry herself was given nothing to do. She showed up, looked nice, and talked about her boyfriend. In total, she was given twenty-seven words of dialogue. A few episodes later, the same benign neglect fell upon Alyson Hannigan, who showed…