“Next case, the National Council of Churches versus Lionel Hutz.” – Bailiff “Oh, right, that thing.” – Lionel Hutz
Tag: Marge in Chains
Reading Digest: Speaking in (Internet) Tongues Edition
“Dad, Todd’s speaking in tongues!” – Rod Flanders “Chabogobolithplaschlablitha.” – Todd Flanders “I wish he were, Rod, I pray for the day. But I’m afraid he’s just delirious from fever.” – Ned Flanders One of the fun things about the clattering clank of cogs that is the internet is when you come across something which can’t quite be classified. There are a couple of things this week that, while Simpsons related, are just too random and/or weird to make sense, at least to me. In addition to that we’ve got Kanye West versus Season 5, “Dumpster pools”, some fan art,…
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“Order now, and you’ll also get Sun & Run, the suntan lotion that’s also a laxative.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
Saturday Morning Cartoons
“Go up to the attic, there’s a whole trunk of clothes up there.” – Homer Simpson The above is yet another one of those little moments on The Simpsons where they came up with a funny concept, and then honed it to triple-ply comedy perfection that takes only a few seconds. Note the tears along the sleeves, shoulder and waist, Homer has ruined Marge’s carefully preserved wedding dress (was this before or after he used it to wax the car?), all because he doesn’t know how, or just doesn’t want, to do a simple load of laundry. Moreover, he’s clearly…
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“From now on I’ll use my gossip for good, instead of evil.” – Helen Lovejoy Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!
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“It seems like I’ve been wearing this same red dress forever!” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
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“Homer, is that an old Halloween costume?” – Marge Simpson “Uh… no.” – Homer Simpson
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“And if we freeze on frame 138, we distinctly see a puff of blue hair coming from the grassy knoll.” – Prof. Frink
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“Mr. Hutz, do you know you’re not wearing any pants?” – Judge Snyder “What? Ahhh!” – Lionel Hutz
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“Oh, the network slogan is true: Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity!” – Ned Flanders
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“So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that is your real name, have you ever forgotten anything?” – Lionel Hutz “No. In fact, I can recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is 1.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon