Quote of the Day

“This is great!  Not only am I not learning, I’m forgetting stuff I used to know!” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Pamela Hayden!

Quote of the Day

“I have soy milk.  The doctor says the real kind could kill me.” – Milhouse van Houten Happy (one day belated) birthday, Pamela Hayden!  

Quote of the Day

“I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.  You’re more like a big sister.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m not.  Why does everybody keep saying that?” – Milhouse van Houten “Would you do me a favor?  When you get back to class, just give him this note.” – Lisa Simpson “Ohhh.” – Milhouse van Houten “Please.” – Lisa Simpson “When she sees you’ll do anything she says, she’s bound to respect you.” – Milhouse’s Brain “Sure, what’s a big sister for?” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Pamela Hayden!

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“Oh, I hate these flood pants . . . hey, they’re working.  My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry.  Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday to Pamela Hayden!

Quote of the Day

“I can’t go on.  You two go ahead.  And carry me with you.” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Pamela Hayden!