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“I have soy milk.  The doctor says the real kind could kill me.” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Pamela Hayden!  

4 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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    Anonymous

    Him and every other lactose-intolerant person out there. And if Milhouse is allergic to milk, why didn’t he react to the rat milk in “Mayored to the Mob”? Or is it just cow’s milk that kills him?

    1. RaikoLives Avatar
      RaikoLives

      Maybe Rat milk has a lower lactose content? Or maybe there’s something else he’s allergic to, apart from the lactose. I guess he’s lucky the canteen only serves “Malk”.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        Maybe you just can’t remember every tiny plot element coming from a joke in your storyline?
        Also, I’m lactose-intolerant, but I drink milk just fine (unless it’s 2 gallons a day, of course). Cheese, however, always ends up sending me to the white friend.

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          Anne Onamiss

          My mom and sister have a reverse problem. Cheese is okay, but actual cow’s milk will make them sick (not kill them, like with Milhouse, just make them gassy).

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