Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Qfamily. “Pita? Well, I don’t know about food from the Middle East. Isn’t that whole area a little iffy?” – Helen Lovejoy “Hey, I’m no geographer. You and I, why don’t we call it ‘pocket bread’, huh?” – Fleet-a-Pita Saleswoman
Tag: The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Plummeting Quality, Now with Numbers!
“Did you know that disco record sales were up four hundred percent for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue . . . a-y-y-y.” – Disco Stu “Uh, your fish are dead.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, I know. I can’t get them out of there.” – Disco Stu Reader Alice had some bored time at work yesterday. I’ll let her explain: Unfortunately, as my screen is in full view of my boss, I have to at least try and look as though I’m doing something productive. MS Excel is a big part of my job… so a quick copy…
Synergy Has Low Standards
“Listen to your mother kids, aim low; aim so low no one will even care if you succeed.” – Marge Simpson If there is such a writing style as “corporate fanboy”, IGN has perfected it in their Zombie Simpsons “reviews”. Even by the pitifully low standards of Zombie Simpsons “Bart Gets a Z” is an undeniable mess comprised of unfinished ideas, jokeless dialogue, and random outbursts. I mentioned this briefly in the Crazy Noises conversation, but even individual scenes are so ill defined that it was actually a surprise when they cut to commercial. It was self evidently terrible enough…
Crazy Noises: The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
“I’m afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. ‘Where’s the money?’ ‘When are you going to get the money?’ ‘Why aren’t you getting the money now?’ and so on. So, please, da money.” – Fat Tony In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why. Because we’re cutting edge…
Quote of the Day
“Copyright 1968? Hmm, determined or not that cat must be long dead. That’s kind of a downer.” – Marge Simpson