“We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense, so we just threw something together with vampires. Enjoy.” – Bart Simpson Zombie Simpsons has a well deserved reputation for massively over-relying on physical comedy. When they’re completely out of ideas, which is often, they’ll just find ways to cause Homer and/or Bart a lot of pain. In this episode, Homer stuck his head into a flaming jack-o-lantern, was run over by a lawnmower, repeatedly fell down, was eaten by a shark, bitten by vampires, fell off a bell tower, and then hauled off by…
Tag: Treehouse of Horror IV
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“Bart, what’s wrong?” – Lisa Simpson “I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.” – Bart Simpson “And?” – Lisa Simpson
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Images of Arnold, Borden, Nixon, Booth, Blackbeard, and Dillinger taken from Wikimedia Commons. 1976 Philadelphia Flyers taken from http://www.flyershistory.com.  “I give you the jury of the damned: Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon.” – The Devil “But I’m not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.” – Richard Nixon “Hey listen, I did a favor for you.” – The Devil “Yes, master.” – Richard Nixon “John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!” – The Devil
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“Who’s that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.” – C.M. Burns “Uh, Prince of Darkness, sir. He’s your eleven o’clock.” – Mr. Smithers
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“Mmmm, forbidden donut.” – Homer Simpson Happy Halloween, everybody!
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“Wait! Doesn’t my father have the right to a fair trial?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, you Americans with your due process and fair trials. This is always so much easier in Mexico.” – The Devil
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“Satisfied?” – Lisa Simpson “Big deal, it’s no different from the basement in Grandpa’s rest home.” – Bart Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user TheMuuj. “The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire: Mr. Burns!” – Lisa Simpson “Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?” – Homer Simpson
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“Now I’ve gotten word that a child is using his imagination, and I’ve come to put a stop to it.” – Principal Skinner The Twilight Zone turned 50 yesterday. Click here for some background information and a YouTube of the original.
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“Mr. Simpson don’t you worry, I watched Matlock in a bar last night, the sound wasn’t on but I think I got the gist of it.” – Lionel Hutz
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“Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene. Police are baffled.” – Kent Brockman “We think we’re dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution, I’ve ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield Museum destroyed.” – Chief Wiggum
Friday Link Dump – Old People & Donuts Edition
“Sorry Homer, while you were day dreaming we ate all the donuts.” – Lenny “Well, there were a few left, but we chucked ’em at an old man for kicks.” – Carl “Damn buzzards, I ain’t dead yet.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson This week’s links contain lots of stuff about crotchety geezers and sugary pastries. There’s some other stuff as well, but a disappointing lack of excellent usage. Oh well. Straight Talk on Hope – Columnist Bob Pratte from The Press Enterprise in Riverside, California wrote that he thought the Simpsons stamps would out sell the Bob Hope stamps. He…