“Vital organs they are what we’re dressed in/ the family dog is eying Bart’s intestine/ Happy Halloween!” – Simpson Family & Groundskeeper Willie In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “Halloween”). What a complete waste…
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Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flicker user Roger Lancefield. “Aah! OK, don’t panic — remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.” – Homer Simpson “If you ever travel back in time, don’t step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine.” – Memory of Abe Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Don’t bitch to me boss man. Thanks to the latest budget cuts I’m down to using Grade F meat.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 85 today. Happy Birthday.
Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flicker user Rich_Lem. “This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.” – C.M. Burns
Zombie Simpsons: Copy & Paste FAIL
What to make of the images below? Were these clever throwbacks designed to be shoutouts to long time fans? Or was it simply a copy and paste job done out of laziness? The rest of the episode, a hodgepodge of chases and exposition, sucked too. Given last week’s dismal viewership I’m going to be hopeful and set the over/under at a flat 6.00 million viewers. C’mon under. Update: TV by the Numbers says, “I just received notice that the Sunday Night fast affiliate ratings that we use for our posts have been delayed due to Nielsen processing…
Quote of the Day
“If you ever travel back in time, don’t step on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine.” – Abe Simpson