Reading Digest: Quantifying Zombie Simpsons Edition

“Lisa, if I have five apples and I take away three apples, how many apples do I have left?” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor “Two apples.” – Lisa Simpson “Wait a minute . . . she’s right!” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got several links that note just how bad Zombie Simpsons is, including one that basically confirms the analysis I did for the mini-book.  There’s also lots of lists with little to no Zombie Simpsons, countdowns that penalize the show for Zombie Simpsons, and even Zombie Simpsons making a list it isn’t even on!  In addition to all…

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“What do we want?” – Carl “More equitable treatment at the hands of management!” – Striking Workers “When do we want it?” – Carl “Soon!” – Striking Workers