“I got their new Thrifty Saver savings account, 2.3% annual interest instead of the normal 2.25. So a year from now I’ll have an extra nickle.” – Lisa Simpson “I got the account where you get free customized checks. I chose the Hindenburg flipbook series.” – Bart Simpson
Month: February 2017
Quote of the Day
“We’ve come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversize novelty hat. Now, go get us some incriminating footage. And remember: you have to get in and out in ten minutes or you’ll suffer permanent neck damage.” – Kent Brockman “He’s not kidding.” – Previous Hat Wearer
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“The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog. D-O-G.” – Roger Meyers Jr. “A dog? Isn’t that a tad predictable?” – Not Josh Weinstein “In your dreams! We’re talking the original dog from Hell!” – Executive “You mean Cerberus?” – Not Bill Oakley Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show”! Original airdate 9 February, 1997. (Sorry for the late post. I apparently cannot count.)
Quote of the Day
“But what if they try to talk us into something?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, Marge, Marge, remember when those smooth talking guys tried to sell me a time share vacation condo?” – Homer Simpson “You bought four of them. Thank God the check bounced.” – Marge Simpson “So I beat the system.” – Homer Simpson
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♫”If you cut every corner, it is really not so bad/ Everybody does it, even mom and dad! If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!”♫ – Shary Bobbins ♫”It’s the American way!”♫ – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious! Original airdate 7 February 1997.
Quote of the Day
“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure
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“We’re doomed!” – Lisa Simpson “It’s times like this I wish I were a religious man.” – Homer Simpson “It’s all over, people! We don’t have a prayer! Ahhhhhhh!” – Reverend Lovejoy
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“I just press this button, and the door opens like magic.” – Homer Simpson “Why does it stop there?” – Pepe “Because it’s a stupid piece of junk!” – Homer Simpson
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“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” – Homer Simpson
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“Only who can prevent forest fires? . . . You pressed ‘You’, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.” – Robotic Smokey the Bear Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mountain of Madness”! Original airdate 2 February 1997.
Quote of the Day
“The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it! The Carthaginians knew it! Now you know it.” – Herman