“I felt so left out.” – Homer Simpson “Kids can be so cruel.” – Marge Simpson “We can? Thanks, Mom!” – Bart Simpson “Ow! Cut it out, Bart!” – Lisa Simpson
Month: June 2018
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Please, feel free to express yourselves. In these sessions, we want you to feel relaxed and uninhibited.” – Nurse at New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting
Quote of the Day
“They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous. But if you ask me, if you’re dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. . . . Bart!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!” – C.M. Burns “You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” – Mr. Smithers Sam Simon would’ve been 63 today. Happy birthday.
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Mr. Burns, this was all my fault.” – Mr. Smithers “Don’t concern yourself. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace.” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“Best before November, 1959. Damn it, Bob, there were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm!” – Sideshow Bob
Makeup Quote of the Day
“My friends, stop!” – Homer Simpson “Please, hurry.” – Hans Moleman
Quote of the Day
“The Leader knows how miserable you, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie are.” – Movementarian “Really? I’m surprised about Maggie.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now I’d like to introduce a new feature, never before seen on TV: Dumb Pet Tricks! Ugh, oh, boy. Here’s a dog that’s been trained to catch this red rubber ball. . . . Somebody shoot it! Somebody shoot it!” – Krusty the Klown