“What are you doing inside?” – Marge Simpson “Work was hard, so we quit.” – Bart Simpson “What?” – Marge Simpson “Hard work made us quit.” – Lisa Simpson
Month: January 2020
Quote of the Day
“Homer, what’s happened to you? All this greediness and lying and shifty lawyers and phony doctors…” – Marge Simpson “Phony doctors? Hello.” – C.M. Burns “Do you know what I’d settle for if it was up to me? Bart’s medical bills and an apology.” – Marge Simpson “And you won’t even get that. Sorry, offer’s expired. I guess we’ll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true. Good day. Smithers, release the hounds.” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“Hey, boy, how’s the microphone working?” – Homer Simpson “Fine.” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Hmm, emergency call, gotta go!” – Stern Lecture Plumber “What should we do until you get back?” – Homer Simpson “Ah, put a pan down there.” – Stern Lecture Plumber
Quote of the Day
“Then I just need your five hundred dollar registration fee.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Five hundred dollars! . . . Oh, no problem. Would you take an out of state, two-party bad check?” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Bart’s pain is funny. But mine isn’t.” – Lisa Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! . . . Ahhh! Not to self: stop doing anything.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“They’re singing, Marge! Why aren’t they killing each other?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, their guns are right there.” – Bart Simpson “Wait, wait, wait, here comes Lee Marvin. Thank God! He’s always drunk and violent.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that glamour and coming back to school, huh?” – Bart Simpson “Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship.” – Milhouse’s Stunt Double
Quote of the Day
“Don’t worry, son. They’re going to make sure no one ever falls down this well again.” – Homer Simpson “That should do it.” – Groundskeeper Willie
Quote of the Day
“It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year over and over and over.” – Marge Simpson “Please, kill me.” – T.G.I. McScratchy’s Waiter