“Hey, Bart dude! Whoa, you look freaked.” – Otto“Hey, Otto man, I got a big test that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?” – Bart Simpson“Oh, sorry, little buddy, can’t do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you’ll get lucky!” – Otto
Year: 2021
Quote of the Day
“Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? . . . You, the redhead in the Chicago school system.” – Troy McClure“Pepsi?” – Little Redhead Girl“Partial credit!” – Troy McClure
Quote of the Day
“We now return to Two for Tunisia on Colorization Theater.” – TV Announcer
Quote of the Day
“No, the slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown“I understand that, Krusty….Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman“Now Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown
Quote of the Day
“Bart, leave that crowbar here! You know I don’t like you prying and jimmying.” – Marge Simpson
Thursday Evening Cartoons
“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson“Please, Dad?” – Bart Simpson“No.” – Homer Simpson It’s pretty rare these days that I notice something in The Simpsons that I’ve never noticed before, but even after all these years and Jebus knows how many rewatches, this show can still surprise me. I was watching “Three Men and a Comic…
Quote of the Day
“Today, we wash Beulah. You know what that is?” – Mrs. Glick“Some old lady thing nobody’s heard about for fifty years?” – Bart Simpson“No, it was my wedding dress. But then I dyed it black and it became my mourning dress.” – Mrs. Glick So long, Cloris Leachman.
Quote of the Day
“Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis! But mine worked, damn it!” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“Father McGrath? I thought you were dead!” – Soap Opera Babe“I was!” – Father McGrath