“This can’t be right. This man has a hundred and four percent body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!” – Physical Guy “Go to hell.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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“Except for huge gaps in the western states, Hands Across America was a complete success.” – TV Announcer
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“This chair is two thousand dollars. We could buy a whole living room set for that.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, there’s an empty spot I’ve always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends. I think this chair is the answer.” – Homer Simpson
Compare & Contrast: Disney, The Simpsons, & Zombie Simpsons
“Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors, then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I said, ‘Look, I’ll change the logo, put Mickey’s pants back on!’ Pfft, some guys you just can’t reason with.” – Railroad Bridge Bum Walter Elias Disney is an inescapable presence in American animation. Whether or not you like him, his work, or the giant company he spawned, when it comes to animation you are living in a world he did a great deal to shape. The Simpsons always had some fun with this, enough that SNPP has an entire page…
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“Herb, let me give you the grand tour. This is one of our many light switches, it functions in both the on and off mode. On, off, on, off . . .” – Homer Simpson “Homer, he knows how to work a light switch.” – Marge Simpson “Oh yeah, right. I don’t know what this switch does.” – Homer Simpson Merry Christmas and have a great 1985 from the Dead Homer Society!
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“How was your day at work dear?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, the usual. Stand in front of this, open that, pull down this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way, cough.” – Homer Simpson
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“Well I never thought I’d see it, they’re dancing on the Berlin Wall, these live and lively lovers of liberation.” – Not Tom Brokaw “Boring!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary, Eastern Europe.
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“Oh brilliant, a cash settlement. I could have figured that out, you buttoned-down maggot!” – C. Montgomery Burns “You have any cream?” – Lawyer “Oh yes, of course, where are my manners?” – C. Montgomery Burns
Friday Link Dump – Emmy Apathy Edition
“This award is the biggest farce I ever saw.” – Lisa Simpson “What about the Emmys?” – Bart Simpson “I stand corrected.” – Lisa Simpson Emmy nominations were announced this week and Zombie Simpsons didn’t get nominated for Best Comedy, but Family Guy did. As a result, cartoon wars raged across the plains of the internet. But I don’t care in the slighest; I have two reasons for this: 1) We’re talking about Zombie Simpsons not The Simpsons. And 2) It’s the fucking Emmys! Who gives a shit? Anyway, there’s some good usage plus an excellent idea for a Ramones…
It’s a Baby Translator (Seriously)
Via Dintz and ThinkGeek comes the real world baby translator. This one doesn’t speak in the voice of Danny DeVito, it just shows you whether the infant is Hungry, Bored, Annoyed, Sleepy, or Stressed. (That’s the symbol for “Annoyed” on the display image.) The read out on the front, for lack of anything better to do, also displays the current temperature and humidity. Maybe this thing could be tremendously useful to on-the-go 21st century parents, but I’m skeptical. What is the difference – for an infant – between “Annoyed” and “Stressed”? What qualifies as “Bored” for a person with extremely…
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“Forgot there was a physical today, huh?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah . . . hey Homer, can I borrow your underwear?” – Lenny “Nah.” – Homer Simpson