“There it is, the future site of the Springfield Hydroelectric Dam.” – Cecil Terwilliger
“Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.” – Sideshow Bob
“Because you’ll be supervising the construction crew.” – Cecil Terwilliger
“Oh, great. Whenever a woman passes by I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting. Oh, yeah. Shake it, madam. Capital knockers.” – Sideshow Bob
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“I suppose”
Fixed, thanks.
I consider myself a fairly respectable gentleman but part of me would like to shout “capital knockers” at someone, just once.