“Son, why are you wasting your time with this sleazy trash?” – Hypocritical Man “Sorry, Dad.” – Guilty Son “Wait till I show the guys at work this little doozy.” – Hypocritical Man
Tag: Homer’s Night Out
Quote of the Day
“Two hundred and thirty-nine pounds! Oh, I’m a blimp. Why are all the good things so tasty?” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Promotional Selfie Edition
“Whoa, man, look at the size of this thing. I wonder if it really works.” – Bart Simpson We have a much shorter than usual Reading Digest this week because the show put out a Simpsonized version of the tweet that ate the internet. (You know the one I mean.) Once there was a Simpsons version of it, pretty much everything Simpsons related on-line mentioned it and that drowned out other Simpsons stuff. Out of a sense of completeness, I’ve got one link to it below, but that’s all. In addition to that, we’ve got another painting of a Springfield,…
Quote of the Day
“Uh-oh, it’s the fe-mailman.” – Bart Simpson “Fe-mail carrier, Bart.” – Lisa Simpson
Crazy Noises: Ned ‘N Edna’s Blend
“Alright, folks, show’s over. No more to see, folks, come on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss.” – Bart Simpson As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie Simpsons fails to entertain, Season 23 will be subjected to the kind of rigorous examination that can only be produced by people typing short messages at one another. More dedicated or modern individuals might use Twitter for this, but that’s got graphics and short links and little windows that pop up when you put your cursor over things. The only kind of on-line communications we…
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“Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock punching ilk.” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there’s an open beer in the fridge.” – Barney Gumble Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Night Out”! Original airdate 25 March 1990.
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“See, I’m trying to teach my son here about treating women as objects.” – Homer Simpson “That’s a good idea.” – Strip Club Proprietor
Simpsons Chewable Morphine
“You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Sorry buddy, you got me confused with Fred Flintstone.” – Homer Simpson I always enjoyed it when the show would make fun of the neverending parade of shoddy merchandise Fox would roll out to pad the margins. But with this, I think they’ve crossed a kind of cosmic line of irony and self ignorance hitherto unknown to humanity. The Simpsons put animation back into primetime two decades after The Flintstones went off the air and had the good sense to drop knowingly ironic references to it. Of…