Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?” – Carl“I can’t. I gotta take my wife to the ballet.” – Homer Simpson“Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?” – Lenny
Tag: Marge on the Lam
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“Moe, get the darts. I want to play.” – Homer Simpson “No. We’re phasing out the games. People drink less when they’re having fun.” – Moe
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“Well, you were unlucky. But there are a lot of good men out there.” – Marge Simpson “Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I’ll buy something.” – Barney Gumble
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“Folks, do you realize without your support public television can’t afford to bring you such award winning shows as ‘Edward the Penitent’?” – Troy McClure “I’m really, really, really sorry.” – Edward the Penitent “I’m afraid sorry doesn’t cut it with this pope.” – Pope
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“Homer, this is never easy to say: I’m gonna have to saw your arms off.” – Guy with Circular Saw “They’ll grow back, right?” – Homer Simpson “Oh . . . yeah.” – Guy with Circular Saw
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“Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he’s wearing a belt. That’s Hollywood for you.” – Lionel Hutz Phil Hartman would’ve been 62 today. Happy birthday.
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“Candy and sodas for all!” – Homer Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user NeenahHistory. “Marge, I know you didn’t believe me about the vending machines, that’s why I had the firemen write me a note.” – Homer Simpson “‘Mrs. Simpson, while we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down.’” – Marge Simpson “D’oh! Lumber has a million uses.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hold me.” – Homer Simpson “Only if you hold me.” – Police Chief Wiggum (Wolves howl)
No fat chicks. No, really.
Believe it or not, The Simpsons has a storied history of hating on fat chicks. This is the second third in a series of three four such jokes, preceeded by Homer’s “no fat chicks” billboard remark in “Marge vs. The Monorail” and his “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt in “Marge on the Lam,” and followed by the song “Minimum Wage Nanny” in “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious.” It’s entirely possible that other “no fat chicks” references have popped up elsewhere since Season 8, but hopefully no one who really appreciates what we do here at Dead Homer Society gives a shit. (Thanks for the…
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“At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women, leading to anarchy of Biblical proportions. . . . It’s in Revelations, people!” – Kent Brockman