“I’m sorry, ma’am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter “What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?” – Marge Simpson “Yes.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!
Tag: New Kid on the Block
“New Kid On the Block” Spews Truth
“She’s beautiful. Say something clever.” – Bart’s Brain “I fell on my bottom.” – Bart Simpson “D’oh!” – Bart’s Brain This commentary is mildly annoying in that it’s basically a bunch of guys congratulating each other on being awesome. On the other hand, all of them are fantastically funny, so not only is it fun to hear, but they’re self aware enough to keep it entertaining. They only occasionally talk about the episode, but unlike when that happens on Zombie Simpsons commentaries, here it’s not them avoiding what’s happening so much as it is them clowning around about things they…
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“Bart! Aw, you remembered my birthday!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Huh? . . . Oh, I sure did! Here’s a bus schedule.” – Bart Simpson “Wow! Fits right in my pocket.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Happy birthday Matt Groening!
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“Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Gabor Csupo! [Edited to remove redundant word. Whoops.]
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“Good luck on your trumped up lawsuit, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Thanks. That means a lot to me.” – Homer Simpson
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“I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that Time cover story, ‘America’s Worst City’.” – Ruth Powers “You can see our house in that photo!” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!
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Image used under Creative Commons license from the awesomely named ilovebutter. “Mrs. Simpson, isn’t it true your husband once consumed a ten pound bag of flour when no other food was available?” – Lawyer “Yes, but it was-” – Marge Simpson “Your witness!” – Lawyer
Halloween Hangover
“Could you please take in your jack-o-lanterns from past Halloweens.” – Mrs. Winfield Halloween has come and gone, and all across America jack-o-lanterns are slowly decaying before their inevitable trip to the garbage dump or compost heap. (As I type this, two of them are sitting on my front steps, likely being nibbled at by squirrels.) Of course, no Halloween would be complete without some Treehouse of Horror, and we here at the Dead Homer Society aren’t the only ones who think so. First up is this excellent rundown of the best and worst Simpsons Halloween segments that our old…
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“Please, don’t take the steam tray. Sir!” – Frying Dutchman Cook
Crazy Noises: The Bob Next Door
“Set sail for the Frying Dutchman!” – Captain McAllister “Aye-aye, captain!” – Homer Simpson In our continuing mission to bring you only the finest in low class, low brow, and low tech internet Simpsons commentary we’re bringing back our “Crazy Noises” series and applying it to Season 21. Because doing a podcast smacks of effort we’re still using this “chatroom” thing that all the middle schoolers and undercover cops seem to think is so cool. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “camouflaged”). The above quote and image have almost nothing to do with the…
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Wesley Fryer. “My mother’s inside, Mrs. Simpson. Please go right on in.” – Laura Powers “Oh, you speak so politely to adults.” – Marge Simpson “My upbringing was painfully strict, ma’am.” – Laura Powers “That’s sweet.” – Marge Simpson
DHS Editorial: The Future of Conan O’Brien
“They’re so sweet when you marry them, but soon it’s just career, career, career.” – Ruth Powers The National Broadcasting Company has, with characteristic heavy handedness, managed to finally resolve its surfeit of late night comedians. The outcome that was being speculated about from the time of the announcement of Jay Leno’s 10pm show has come to pass. The immediate results of the recent brouhaha are fairly clear. NBC has embarrassed itself on a scale hitherto unprecedented in the annals of American broadcasting. In the process it managed to make a modern day folk hero out of a man to…
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“I am thinking you like this girl, yes?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “How did you know?” – Bart Simpson “My ceiling mirrors and video cameras sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Mr. Simpson, my husband and I have decided to move.” – Mrs. Winfield “Gonna run out the clock in Florida, eh?” – Homer Simpson