“Oh look, here comes Lumpy, the school snake!” – Principal Skinner The huge spike in on-line chatter leading up to last week’s forgettably indifferent episode of Zombie Simpsons didn’t subside when the credits rolled, so this week’s Reading Digest is just as gargantuan as last week’s. Once again there was just too damn much going on at once to digest (as it were). Below you’ll find a few more “500 yay!” type articles and, just like last week, they are an implicit statement about just how very little people care about Zombie Simpsons. There’s also lots of stuff about Groening,…
Tag: ‘Round Springfield
Quote of the Day
Image taken from Wikipedia. “Who was George Washington Carver?” – Marge Simpson “Um, the guy who chopped up George Washington?” – Bart Simpson “Really? Wow.” – Homer Simpson
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“This just in, Krusty the Klown staged a press conference today to defend himself against charges that his products are unsafe, his theme park is a death trap, and that he’s marketing videos of Tonya Harding’s wedding night.” – Kent Brockman “And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives. Next question.” – Krusty the Klown
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“Gee, your station has a lot of problems.” – Lisa Simpson “Tell me about it, just look at our morning guy.” – KJAZZ Guy “Hello, this is Moleman in the Morning, good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.” – Hans Moleman
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“Hey Moe, what’ll you give me for an AA chip?” – Barney Gumble “Uh, Barney, this is a five minute chip. Eh, it’s worth a Pabst.” – Moe Szyslak
The Press Release from Hell
“Boy, this thing is shredding my insides!” – Krusty the Klown “Uh, Krusty, that wasn’t a metal one, that was a regular Krusty-O.” – Sideshow Mel “It’s poison.” – Krusty the Klown Fair Warning: Semi-hinged rant below. Back in January, a few days before the Super Bowl, I wrote a post making fun of the Coke ad that was going to run during the game. Shortly thereafter, an e-mail appeared from one of those hip, edgy Web 2.0 marketing firms hoping to get us to help them promote the ad. Shortly-er thereafter, a second e-mail showed up apologizing for sending…
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“You’ve made an old jazz man happy, Lisa.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy Cloud “You must avenge my death Kimba, I mean Simba.” – Mufasa Cloud “Luke, I am your father.” – Darth Vader Cloud “This is CNN.” – James Earl Jones Cloud “Will you guys pipe down! I’m saying goodbye to Lisa!” – Bleeding Gums Murphy Cloud “We’re sorry.” – Mufasa Cloud, Darth Vader Cloud, James Earl Jones Cloud Happy Birthday James Earl Jones!
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“I’ve been playing jazz for thirty years and I just can’t make a go of it. I want you to have my saxophone.” – “Blind” Willie Witherspoon “This isn’t a saxophone, it’s an umbrella.” – “Bleeding Gums” Murphy “So I’ve been playing an umbrella for thirty years? Why didn’t anybody tell me?” – “Blind” Willie Witherspoon “We all thought it was funny.” – “Bleeding Gums” Murphy “That’s not funny.” – “Blind” Willie Witherspoon
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“And I won’t rest until I’ve gotten a hot dog.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, this is a cemetery.” – Marge Simpson “Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!” – Hot Dog Guy “Woo hoo!” – Homer Simpson “What do you do, follow my husband around?” – Marge Simpson “Lady, he’s putting my kids through college.” – Hot Dog Guy