“You’re the guy who owns the dog?” – Bart Simpson “Yep, he’s name’s Sprinkles.” – Mr. Mitchell “Sprinkles?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, he’s my best buddy, especially since my parrot decided to stop talking. Polly? Polly, you wanna say hi to our guest?” – Mr. Mitchell
Tag: The Canine Mutiny
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“Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?” – Milhouse van Houten
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“I messed everything up and now I don’t have any dogs at all!” – Bart Simpson “There, there, shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson
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“You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha! You a winner! Ha ha ha!” – Pachinko Machine
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“Here, honey, you can have the junk mail.” – Marge Simpson “Gas your termites, freeze your termites, zap your termites, save the termites.” – Bart Simpson
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“I love this song. Shut up! I love this song. . . . Shut up, Lou. . . . I’m jamming, jamming, and I hope you like jamming too . . .” – Chief Wiggum Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Canine Mutiny”! Original airdate: 13 April 1997.
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“Dear Occupant, because of your fine credit history, you have been pre-approved for a Money Bank charge card.” – Bart Simpson
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“He’s trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.” – Bart Simpson “Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does, while jogging.” – Marge Simpson
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“That’s Laddie. Bart says he won him at a church carnival, two towns over.” – Marge Simpson “In a truth telling contest, right, Bart?” – Lisa Simpson “To the best of my recollection, yes.” – Bart Simpson
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“I don’t know about this dog. He’s kinda snooty.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?” – Marge Simpson “Do you think he noticed?” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, mail’s here.” – Homer Simpson “Bills, bills, ooh a free sample of gasoline; oh, a note from Publisher’s Clearing House saying we’re out of the running.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hold on, Chief. It might be medicinal.” – Eddie “Uh, yeah, medicinal! Without it I could, uh, go even blinder. Right?” – Mr. Mitchell
Reading Digest: Longest Daycare Wrap-Up Edition
“And baby Gerald, we can’t help but wonder what mischief you’ll get into next.” – Mayor Quimby We’ve got a few final links to Maggie’s star turn this week, including a couple of pictures of her as silent film stars of yesteryear. In addition to that we’ve got a couple of home made Simpsons costumes (one for fun, one for opposing the Syrian government), some excellent usage, a couple of people who agree with us, and a lone, dutiful mention of the Olympics. Enjoy. [Note: I’ve added our spinoff site to the links at right. The Batman 7 review will…
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“You gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walking around on the pipes.” – Moe “Hey, next time, pay your bills.” – Repo Depot Guy “But I don’t want to!” – Moe
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“I’ll take that hardbound Radioactive Man collection.” – Bart Simpson “Ah, a superb choice. In volume two, Radioactive Man travels through time to defeat Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympic Games.” – Comic Book Guy
“Weekend at Burnsie’s” Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Bonus: crazy backwards Spanish version. I was sort of looking forward to watching this episode. I honestly had not seen it in seven years or so and I remembered not completely hating it. Turns out it sucks, and the few good weed jokes are stranded in Act 2. Act 1 is Homer gaining the ability to control crows; Act 3 is the lifeless body of Mr. Burns being used as a puppet in an homage to the cinematic and comedy genius of the “Weekend at Bernie’s” franchise. To my surprise, however, the commentary was pretty good. They actually talked about…
Krusty Brand Seal of Approval: Energy Drinks
“Wow, Trucker’s Choice.” – Lisa Simpson One of the basic positions of this blog is that the continuing production of Zombie Simpsons is due primarily to merchandising. “Simpsons” merchandise generates twice as much revenue as advertising, and with none of the overhead of actually producing the show. Moreover, the success of merchandising is directly related to how fresh the characters remain in the public mind. For a similar example, see this recent New York Times article about Warner Brothers’ efforts to get the likes of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck back into the spotlight: Ask a first grader to identify…
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“Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?” – Milhouse van Houten
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“You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving!” – Homer Simpson
Crazy Noises: The Canine Mutiny
“Bills, bills, oh, a rejection letter from The New Yorker subscription department.” – Marge Simpson In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why. Because we’re cutting edge and ultra-modern we’re using a newfangled, information-superhighway fad called a “chatroom” to conduct our conversation. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “scotch” and “crotch”). Today’s episode is 820 “The…