“Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.” – Chief Wiggum “Alright. Your current location?” – Dispatch “Oh, uh, I’m on a road, looks to be asphalt. Aw, jeez, trees, shrubs, I’m directly under the Earth’s Sun . . . now.” – Chief Wiggum Happy 20th anniversary to “Marge on the Lam”! Original airdate 4 November 1993.
Month: November 2013
Sunday Preview: Four Regrettings and a Funeral
When a beloved Springfielder dies, four residents recall life events that they would like to do over. Among them: Homer bemoans selling a tech stock to purchase a bowling ball, and Marge fears that she’s the reason Bart is such a rebellious child. Others wishing for a do-over are Mr. Burns, who recalls a long-ago romance with a lovely Parisienne, and newsman Kent Brockman who regrets not leaving the local station to take a job with cable news. After the replay of Bart the Lover, this fresh zombie simpsons will hit the air. Not sure who is going to die, but it…
Sunday Preview: Bart The Lover
After Ms. Krabappel gives Bart a month of detention, Bart gets his revenge on her by responding to her newspaper singles ad. Homer begins a “swear jar” to keep him cursing. As by now I am sure you have all heard, Marcia Wallace died recently. So, in an action I consider highly respectful, FOX will air a Mrs. Krabappel centered episode from the actual Simpsons. This episode aired almost 22 years ago, and is one of my favorites. It ranks amongst those that cannot be separated by rankings, and I, for the first time in many, many years, will be watching…
Quote of the Day
“Hello, work? This is Homer Simpson, I won’t be coming in tomorrow. Religious holiday, the, uh, feast of . . . maximum occupancy.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Kids, your Daddy and his Daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolaty . . . put it away, boy! . . . situation.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Marcia Wallace Appreciation Edition
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel Last week Marcia Wallace went to that great teacher’s lounge in the sky, where it’s always happy hour and no one has to grade any papers. Back here, countless people reminisced, praised her and her talent, and repeated some of her best lines and jokes, and we have a ton of those links this week. There’s all the usual stuff too, including…
Quote of the Day
“Chef Lonelyheart’s Soup for One.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “One scratch and win, Apu.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Mrs. Krabappel, I haven’t seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Let’s see . . . one more day at least.” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 71 today. Happy birthday!