“Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed and I need you to get me a new one.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh, isn’t this the kind of thing your mother’s better at?” – Homer Simpson “I called her, she’s not home! I also tried Mr. Flanders, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.” – Lisa Simpson “Wow. And after them, out of all the people in the world, you chose me.” – Homer Simpson
Month: November 2017
Quote of the Day
“Are you wearing my self defense whistle?” – Marge Simpson “You never use it.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Star”. Original airdate 9 November 1997.
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“Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I’m their friend. You did get me something on an aisle, Smithers? I don’t want to be surrounded by them.” – C.M. Burns
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“The Simpsons will be reborn as a bunch of gap toothed bumpkins!” – Homer Simpson “I’ll dig an outhouse!” – Bart Simpson “I’ll weed the floor!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll repress the rage I’m feeling!” – Marge Simpson “That’s my girl.” – Homer Simpson
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“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie
Sunday Preview: Grampy Can You Hear Me
Grampa gets a hearing aid and finally hears what everyone has been saying about him; Mr. Skinner discovers that his mother has kept a secret from him. It’s been a while since I watched this show, but I am not sure what ‘everyone has been saying about him’. I am pretty sure one of the biggest things this show does is to illustrate the insane level of neglect the Simpson family bestows upon Grampa. I can’t find who the guest star is this week, if there even is one, but I only spent about 8 seconds looking. Enjoy.
Quote of the Day
“Resident . . . Occupant . . . A free sample of Lemon Time.” – Marge Simpson “Ooh, give it here!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, that’s dishwashing liquid!” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
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“I hit it! I hit it!” – Marge Simpson “My cans! My precious antique cans! Aww, look what you done to ’em.” – Ancient Farmer
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“Well, well, if it isn’t the tooth fairy.” – Jasper
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“Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they’re manufactured for a reason: to take out today’s modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.” – Lenny Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Cartridge Family”! Original airdate 2 November 1997.
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“What are you looking at, Bart? Are those naughty dogs back again?” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 75 today. Happy birthday!