“Wow, I bet if God wore pants, he’d have a belt like that.” – Milhouse van Houten “This isn’t a belt. It’s a tactical pants retaining system.” – Bart Simpson
Month: November 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.” – Troy McClure “Hand me my patching trowel, boy.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I think we lost ’em! Hey, and we’re at the ballpark! Alright, two birds with one stone!” – Otto
Quote of the Day
“Isn’t there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?” – Homer Simpson “I sincerely hope not.” – Grateful Gelding Lady
Quote of the Day
“Congratulations, Simpson, you just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!” – Principal Skinner “There’s not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!” – Groundskeeper Willie
Quote of the Day
“What can I do to speed the whole thing up, doctor?” – Homer Simpson “Well, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” – Dr. Nick Riviera “You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!” – Bart Simpson “Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?” – Dr. Nick Riviera
Quote of the Day
“Homer, are you just holding onto the can?” – Vending Machine Technician “Your point being?” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hey, what’s going on?” – Homer Simpson “I’m having a little trouble with the government.” – Hank Scorpio “Oh, those jerks, always walking all over the small businessman! Don’t get me started about the government.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“But if you really want to sleep easy at night, I recommend sealing off every door and window with bulletproof lucite.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy “Wouldn’t we all suffocate?” – Marge Simpson “Well, I should hope not.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy “Let’s get that, the suffocation thing.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Oh, he is a gem! Here, boy, would you like these cookies Martin made for me?” – Mrs. Krabappel “My raisin roundies!” – Martin Prince Marcia Wallace would’ve been 77 today. Happy birthday, Mrs. K.