Tag: King of the Hill

“McBain to base. Under attack by Comminazis.” – McBain

“Homer, please remember to wipe your sweat off that machine. I got a terrible rash yesterday.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

“It’s time for the church picnic.” – Marge Simpson “What? They had a picnic last week.” – Homer Simpson “No, they didn’t. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church!” – Marge Simpson “If God didn’t want us to eat in church, he would’ve made gluttony a sin.” – Homer Simpson

“Gime? What’s a gime?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “King of the Hill”! Original airdate 3 May 1998.

“That’s why I’m compressing five pounds of spaghetti into one handy, mouth size bar. . . . Hmm. . . . Hospital, please.” – Homer Simpson

“Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you release it’s awesome power . . . I’m told.” – Homer Simpson

“Don’t you have anything healthy here?” – Homer Simpson “We do have some low salt candy bars, and some reduced fat soda.  And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“So, what will it be, Mr. Simpson?  Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“You’re forgetting I’ve got my Power Sauce bars.” – Homer Simpson “Wake up, Homer!  Those bars are just junk!  They’re made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers.” – Neil “Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.” – Homer Simpson

“Do you want to play capture the flag, daddy?” – Rod Flanders “Sports on a Sunday?  Hm.  I better check with Reverend-” – Ned Flanders “Oh, just play the damn game, Ned.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“Oh, Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?” – Homer Simpson “Me?  I’m not the one who puts butter in your coffee.” – Marge Simpson

“They won’t stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies . . . Go, pennies!  Help the puny children who need you.” – McBain

“Homer Simpson, defying all medical advice, has switched to Power Sauce’s archrival, The Vita-Peach Health Log.  Doctors say he may not have the mega-nutrients needed to stave off death.” – Brad

“Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you.  Push!  Harder!  Go past the max!  Reach over the top!  Master your ass!” – Rainier Wolfcastle