Tag: Treehouse of Horror IX

“First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns.” – Chief Wiggum “Hey! That was self defense.” – Snake “Well, you’ll be seeing lots of nuns where you’re going, pal, Hell!” – Chief Wiggum

“Everyone Snake swore revenge on is being murdered!” – Bart Simpson “It’s almost as if he’s killing from beyond the grave!” – Marge Simpson “I told you capital punishment isn’t a deterrent.” – Lisa Simpson

“Ensign Kodos, set coordinates for the obscure, t-shirt producing planet known as Earth.” – Kang

“The chair? Oh, how come they only do crucifixions during sweeps?” – Homer Simpson “Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University.” – World’s Deadliest Executions Announcer

“Hi, I’m Ed McMahon, tonight on FOX, from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed, it’s World’s Deadliest Executions!” – Ed McMahon

“It’s probably nothing, but we just wanted to be sure.” – Marge Simpson “Ahh!” – Dr. Hibbert “Is there anything you can prescribe, doctor?” – Homer Simpson “Fire.  And lots of it.” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, that’s your cure for everything.” – Marge Simpson

“Oh, Homer, you’re not going as a hobo again?” – Marge Simpson “Going where?” – Homer Simpson

“You cannot smoke in here.  Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Aw, God, you smokers disgust me.  Hey, Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?” – Moe