“Yeesh! This house stinks! You’re not just putting the new newspapers over the old newspaper, are you?” – Marge Simpson “Do you have a better idea?” – Homer Simpson
Month: April 2017
Quote of the Day
“Hey, weiner boy, where do you think you’re going?” – Homer Simpson
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“Barney, I got you what no drunk can do without: morning after stationary.” – Carl
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“How’s that door coming, Willie?” – Reverend Lovejoy “Miracles are your department, Reverend.” – Groundskeeper Willie
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“Freddy, honey, I think something just dropped into the back seat.” – Attractive Young Woman “I’m not paying you to talk.” – Freddy Quimby
Scrounging for Praise
“This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.” – Homer Simpson “I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.” – Chet Simpson “Oh. But you run it, right?” – Homer Simpson “Oh yeah.” – Chet Simpson I’m aware that there was a new Zombie Simpsons this week, but I’m out here in the desert helping a friend put a roof on his (second!) kickass, off-the-grid solar house. That’s it in the above picture, and as you can probably guess by the remoteness, internet access here is spotty at best. So I’m probably not gonna get to…
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“Alright people, listen up! The harder you push, the faster we will all get out of here!” – Chief Wiggum
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“Alright, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabappelpatra.” – Pharaoh Skinner “Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.” – Mrs. Krabappelpatra “Very good, uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat heat, cat head, cat head, guy doing this…” – Pharaoh Skinner
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“Are you hugging the TV?” – Homer Simpson “No!” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
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“Ack, my beauty! Wait until the superintendent sees you! Were it not a violation of God’s law, I’d make you my wife!” – Groundskeeper Willie
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“Hey, kid, that’s for customers only!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Did you know there’s a guy outside handing out free stridex pads?” – Bart Simpson “Wow, I’m in pizzaface paradise!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Moron.” – Bart Simpson