“Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy
Month: July 2018
Quote of the Day
“Hi, you’ve reached the Cory Hotline, four-ninety-five a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: glory . . . story . . . allegory . . . Montessori.” – Cory Hotline
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Next I’ll tell you the origin of Maggie’s pacifier!” – Homer Simpson “What origin? We get ’em for a dollar ninety-five down at the Safeway.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Sorry, baby, date’s over.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Makeup Quote of the Day Part Deux
“Third notice . . . Final notice . . . Some guys are coming?” – Marge Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Heck, I can’t decide without the pictures.” – SNPP Employee
Quote of the Day
“I don’t think I really captured the eyes.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, if you have a failing it’s that you’re always demanding perfection. . . . If you have a failing.” – Milhouse van Houten
Quote of the Day
“My Dad’s all stoked cause today’s the ‘Fourth of July’. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.” – Sarcastic Cool Kid
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?” – Lisa Simpson “As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!” – Lionel Hutz a/k/a Miguel Sanchez, a/k/a Dr. Nguyen van Falk
Quote of the Day
“Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren’t a big problem anymore.” – TV Announcer
Quote of the Day
“Now, when I say ‘Hello, Mr. Thompson’ and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.” – FBI Agent “No problem.” – Homer Simpson “Hello, Mr. Thompson.” – FBI Agent “I think he’s talking to you.” – Homer Simpson