“This boy’s appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which will make it easier to find once I get in there.” – Dr. Hibbert
Month: September 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?” – Patty Bouvier
Quote of the Day
“Where’d you get that thing, anyway?” – NASA Director “Sent away.” – NASA Guy
Quote of the Day
“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier “What?” – Patty Bouvier “Five cents off wax paper.” – Selma Bouvier Happy birthday Julie Kavner!
Quote of the Day
“Any valuables in the house?” – Total Disaster Insurance Agent “Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars…” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, this policy only covers actual losses, not made up stuff.” – Total Disaster Insurance Agent “Well, that’s just great.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“We’re now approaching our final destination, Itchy & Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possib-ply go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. . . . That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.” – Unsuspecting Helicopter Pilot
Quote of the Day
“Ninety-eight point six, you’re fine. Now, hurry up or you’ll miss your bus.” – Marge Simpson “Maybe you better take that temperature one more time.” – Bart Simpson “Sarge, we keep getting orders to let the virus win.” – Immune Cell “Must be a school day. Lay down your arms!” – Immune Sargent “Alright! Let’s make some pus.” – Virus
Quote of the Day
“Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us.” – Homer Simpson “But, Dad, by striking they’re trying to affect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“That’s not fair, Nelson! They didn’t have the Killmatic 3000 back then.” – Bart Simpson “Records from that era are spotty at best.” – Nelson Muntz
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hey, Barney, I think you’ve had enough.” – Homer Simpson “Are you crazy? We still haven’t tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff…” – Barney Gumble