“Well, I’m not gonna make the same mistake. From now on, I’m gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad!” – Homer Simpson
Month: November 2018
Quote of the Day
“Ah, maybe I shoulda made his movie.” – Alec Baldwin “Yeah, it wasn’t that bad. I mean, the script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie.” – Kim Basinger “What are you, crazy? It’s a buddy picture!” – Alec Baldwin
Makeup Quote of the Day
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“We want the truth!” – Bart Simpson “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! No truth handler, you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!” – Sideshow Bob If you’re here in the U.S. and you’re registered to vote, for fuck’s sake, go do that. I really really don’t want tomorrow’s quote to be about Bob stealing the election. And once you’ve voted, enjoy this fine list of ways to kill time until actual results come in: Simpsons Episodes for a Dreary Election.
Quote of the Day
“I’m used to seeing people promoted ahead of me, friends, co-workers, Tibor. I never thought it’d be my own wife.” – Homer Simpson “Well, maybe you’d get promoted if you worked a little harder.” – Marge Simpson “Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!” – Homer Simpson “Oh really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.” – Marge Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer, please, you know it’s hard for me to make friends.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday.” – Marge’s Potential Friend “Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk! Oh, look, he’s doing it again!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I’m thinking of a number between one and fifty.” – Homer Simpson “Is it thirty-seven?” – Marge Simpson “D’oh! . . . I mean, no.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Looking for a good time, sailor?” – Allied Tradesperson “I certainly am.” – Bart Simpson “No, you’re not! . . . He’s really not.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“The key to motivation is trust. Lemme show you what I mean. I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards and I’ll catch you. That’s gonna show you what trust is all about. Ready?” – Hank Scorpio “Alright!” – Homer Simpson “Three . . . two . . . one sec. Hello?” – Hank Scorpio “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson “Oh my God that guy’s on the floor!” – Hank Scorpio