“Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat: mission accomplished!” – Llewellyn Sinclair Happy Birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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“Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.” – Shelbyville Nuclear Plant Computer “Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant . . . with that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pushed!?” – Aristotle Amadopolis “Sure. Moe.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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“You’re so supportive. I wish every teacher was like you!” – Marge Simpson “Marge, please. I don’t take praise very well!” – Professor Lombardo Happy birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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“Maggie is allergic to strained pears and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time.” – Marge Simpson “A bottle? Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby’s saying when she reaches for a bottle?” – Ms. Sinclair “Ba ba?” – Marge Simpson “She’s saying, ‘I am a leech!’. Our aim here is to develop the bottle within.” – Ms. Sinclair Happy birthday Jon Lovitz!
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“Perhaps we are all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the presidium arch, but tonight you will all be transformed from dead eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment! . . . Except you, you’re not working out. I’ll be playing your part.” – Llewellyn Sinclair “Drag.” – Otto Happy birthday Jon Lovitz!
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“I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I’m sleeping with the head of the festival.” – Homer Simpson “How many times have I heard Rex Reed say that?” – Jay Sherman Happy birthday Jon Lovitz!
Simpsons Alumni Update: Lovitz & Shearer Interviews
Two quick alumni updates for you: 1) Lovitz takes his show on the road – with a stop in Calgary – This is an extensive Calgary Herald interview with Jon Lovitz about three nights of standup he’s doing there this weekend. This makes me sad that we missed another season or two of The Critic: Arguably, Lovitz’s finest post-SNL moment came in 1994-95 with his animated series, The Critic, in which he voiced the lead role of movie critic Jay Sherman. The Critic got off to a shaky start on the ABC network but things were looking up for the…
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“Would you go to the prom with me? I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now, the first is from Time magazine, dated January 8th, 1974, ‘America’s Love Affair with The Prom’. ‘Even wallflowers can look forward to one date a year.’” – Artie Ziff Happy birthday Jon Lovitz!
You Forgot Someone (updated)
“Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell anybody about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected it would damage the town to hear it.” – Artie Ziff Today a website called “The Top 13” (they make – you guessed it – Top 13 lists) ranked the top thirteen guest voices on the Simpsons. The best part about it is that there is nary a trace of Zombie Simpsons. Indeed, this is from the intro: But as the show has changed over time, in our view the quality of the guest appearances has…