Bonus fun: check out the comments at YouTube. “Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records, they stink!” – Homer Simpson
Month: April 2012
Quote of the Day
“You see, Lisa? They don’t need my testimony.” – Bart Simpson “Only because Mayor Quimby’s buying his nephew’s freedom.” – Lisa Simpson “Ahh, the system works. Just ask Claus von Bulow.” – Bart Simpson
Get Rid of the Little Bastards
“Don’t look in my closet! In fact, stay out of my room altogether.” – Bart Simpson “If the pets die, don’t replace them. I’ll know!” – Lisa Simpson The A.V. Club’s massive and (very) long running series of reviews of what they call “Classic” episodes picked up this week with “Kamp Krusty”. The article is justifiably glowing (“still feels bracingly dark and sharp and uncompromising”), and it makes much of the wonderfully subversive theme of kids revolting against the unjust and incompetent adults who run their lives. But it glosses over one of the best scenes in the episode: when…
Quote of the Day
“There it is, the future site of the Springfield Hydroelectric Dam.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.” – Sideshow Bob “Because you’ll be supervising the construction crew.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Oh, great. Whenever a woman passes by I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting. Oh, yeah. Shake it, madam. Capital knockers.” – Sideshow Bob
Quote of the Day
“Abandoned by his parents at age four, Frank never got to go to school. He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.” – Homer Simpson