“We got the popcorn! Did you get ‘Waiting to Exhale’?” – Marge Simpson “They put us on the ‘Waiting to Exhale’ waiting list, but they said don’t hold your breath.” – Homer Simpson
Month: January 2015
Quote of the Day
“Homer! Are you stealing squishies?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “No, sir.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Year End Cleaning Edition
“Now, each one of you take a floor and get started.” – Marge Simpson “I call the basement!” – Homer Simpson “Fine.” – Marge, Bart & Lisa Simpson “D’oh? . . . D’oh!” – Homer Simpson With Christmas and New Year’s falling on Thursdays this year, the last two weeks have been somewhat disorienting. With two of the biggest holidays of the year in the middle of the week, I’ve had to constantly remind myself what day it is. And so, this morning, it dawned on me that not only was it Friday, but that I hadn’t put up a…
Quote of the Day
“Ralph, you’ll be on special teams.” – Ned Flanders “I’m special.” – Ralph Wiggum
Quote of the Day
“Smithers, I’m so happy! Something amazing has happened, I’m actually happy! Take a note: from now on, I’m only going to be good and kind to everyone.” – C.M. Burns “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t have a pencil.” – Mr. Smithers “Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll remember it.” – C.M. Burns