“Oh my God! This is a disaster!” – NASA Administrator “Gotta go!” – James Taylor Plenty of entertaining flotsam washed up on the shores of the internet this week. We’ve got weird YouTube, excellent usage, a voice actor map, and a Simpsons reference from the Stanley Cup finals. Enjoy. “Deep Space Homer” by Mark Englert – Dark Ink – It’s beautiful, it’s the most awe inspiring sight I have ever seen… Sadly, they are already sold out. But the same site has some pretty cool images in a similar vein from Futurama and the like. Simpsonwave is the chill new aesthetic that…
Month: June 2016
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“Look at my life. I’m talking to a monkey and a . . . I don’t know what the hell you are.” – Krusty the Klown
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“Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?” – Ned Flanders “Ah, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs.” – Chief Wiggum
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“What do you think you’re doing?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Mr. Simpson, I dread the day when a hundred thousand dollars isn’t worth groveling for.” – C.M. Burns
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“So, you’re married and looking for your first house, Mr. and Mrs….” – Marge Simpson “Superman.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, don’t listen to my husband. He’s just an idiot.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Son, your family may be watching. Is there anything you’d like to say to them?” – Kent Brockman “Yes there is, Kent. Ha ha, I didn’t apologize!” – Bart Simpson Sam Simon would’ve been sixty-one today. Happy birthday.
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“Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste.” – Homer Simpson “Jeeze, that’s rough. There must be two, three hundred gallons in here.” – Carl “Yeah, and even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.” – Lenny “Hey, you wanna come bowling with us tonight?” – Carl “Okay.” – Homer Simpson
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“Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement? Maybe I could’ve been something more than I am, like a travel agent . . . to a great scientist. Or the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm.” – Homer Simpson
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“Whatever happens, we’ll pay the bills somehow.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, it’s not the money. My job is my identity! If I’m not a safety whatchamajigger, I’m nothing!” – Homer Simpson Edited to add: no Reading Digest today. I’m going out of town for the weekend and won’t have time to get to it before I leave. Sorry.
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“Remember, tis better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” – Lisa Simpson “What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.” – Homer’s Brain “Takes one to know one!” – Homer Simpson “Swish!” – Homer’s Brain
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“Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s like the time that your cat Snowball got run over, remember, honey?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah.” – Lisa Simpson “What I’m saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.” – Homer Simpson