“Edna, happy hour in the teacher’s lounge!” – Miss Hoover “Just a sec!” – Mrs. Krabappel
Month: August 2016
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“Now, take out your red crayon.” – Miss Hoover “Miss Hoover?” – Ralph Wiggum “Yes, Ralph?” – Miss Hoover “I don’t have a red crayon.” – Ralph Wiggum “Why not?” – Miss Hoover “I ate it.” – Ralph Wiggum
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“Alright, girls, today we learn the Dance of the Fairy Queens. You can either be a fairy or a queen. It’s wide open!” – Ballet Instructor
Season 28 Publicity Stunts Teased (No, You Shouldn’t Care)
“It’s hard to believe someone that young could’ve risen to the rank of admiral.” – Marge Simpson It’s August, which means that it’s time for the networks to show off their upcoming seasons to critics and advertisers. In addition to celebrating another meaningless milestone (600 episodes, 400+ of which are Zombie Simpsons), they’re going to have a two-part episode: The animated Fox comedy will offer up an hourlong episode (including commercial time) that is a hip-hop homage to The Great Gatsby and features such guest voices as Taraji P. Henson and Keegan-Michael Key, the network announced at the TCA Summer…
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“I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.” – Marge Simpson
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“Ooh, I can’t get enough of this blood pudding.” – Homer Simpson “The secret ingredient is blood.” – Bart Simpson “Blood? Eww. I’ll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.” – Homer Simpson
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“Well, if it isn’t that stupid cop from TV. . . . Ah, that got it.” – Chief Wiggum
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“I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I was going to give you the good sportsmanship award, but now I’m just going to be sick.” – Comptroller Enjoy the Olympics, everyone!
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“Dear God!” – Warren the Astronomer “Warren, we’ve talked about you hogging the eye piece.” – Lady Astronomer
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“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier
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“This room is the most popular part of our tour.” – Box Factory Manager “It’s just like the other rooms.” – Milhouse van Houten “Yes, but with one important difference . . . Oh, we took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms.” – Box Factory Manager
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“Now, pair off as I draw your names. . . . Lenny and . . . Carl.” – Mr. Smithers “Aw, nuts! . . . I mean, uh . . . ah nuts.” – Carl
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“Lisa, I know I can trust you to inventory this glee club peanut brittle.” – Principal Skinner “Yes, Principal Skinner.” – Lisa Simpson “Now, I’ve got to slash forty percent out of the budget. . . . Science . . . Ah, music and art.” – Principal Skinner