“Hurry, Marge, if we get there early we can get our pictures taken with the two surviving Musketeers!” – Homer Simpson
Month: August 2019
Quote of the Day
“Mrs. Simpson, physically your son is as sound as the dollar. I’m afraid Bart’s severe emotional dysfunction stems from deep seated psychological trauma.” – Dr. Hibbert
Quote of the Day
“You don’t have to start drinking right away. I was thinking we could go for a bike ride.” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge, the bar flies are expecting me, Moe and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill.” – Homer Simpson “But you look better! You don’t sweat while you eat anymore. And, look, you’ve saved more than a hundred dollars! I found it in your pants.” – Marge Simpson “Yoink!” – Homer Simpson
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“How could you do this to me, Moe? This bar was going under and it was the drink I invented that saved it. If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, honey, do you really think you’re pregnant?” – Homer Simpson “Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I did with the other kids.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always get.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! . . . But you can’t stop at one! You wanna drink another woman! . . . So I says, yeah, if you want that money, come and find it, cause I don’t know where it is ya baloney, you make me wanna retch . . .” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I’m tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, stupid itchy church pants. . . . One size fits all, my butt!” – Homer Simpson “C’mon! We’re going to be late.” – Marge Simpson “Forget it. I’m not going.” – Homer Simpson
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“Surely you’ve all noticed the terrible condition Main Street is in. Many of us have destroyed it by leaving winter chains on our tires and carrying too much weight.” – Marge Simpson “Woo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!” – Homer Simpson
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“That’s my son up there.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “What, the balding fatass?” – Old Jewish Guy “Uh, no, the Hindu guy.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Quote of the Day
“We’ll choose the same way they pick the Pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg, stays sober tonight.” – Moe