“Why are we all dressed up?” – Bart Simpson “Because sometimes it’s fun to dress up for dinner.” – Marge Simpson “Why are we using the good china?” – Lisa Simpson “Because sometimes it’s fun to use the good china.” – Marge Simpson “What’s with the candles?” – Bart Simpson “Sometimes it’s fun to use candles.” – Marge Simpson “Why are we waiting for Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “Because we love your father and enjoy his company!” – Marge Simpson “Why are we really waiting for Dad?” – Bart Simpson
Month: August 2019
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“He’s gaining on us!” – Rod Flanders “I’m scared!” – Todd Flanders “Come on, Ned, move this thing!” – Maude Flanders “I can’t, it’s a Geo!” – Ned Flanders Happy Terminator Day, everybody!
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“You’re the guy who owns the dog?” – Bart Simpson “Yep, he’s name’s Sprinkles.” – Mr. Mitchell “Sprinkles?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, he’s my best buddy, especially since my parrot decided to stop talking. Polly? Polly, you wanna say hi to our guest?” – Mr. Mitchell
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“Forgot there was a physical today, huh?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah. . . . Hey, Homer, can I borrow your underwear?” – Lenny “Nah.” – Homer Simpson
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“I always wondered if there was a God. And now I know: there is. And it’s me.” – Homer Simpson
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“Ah, au gratin potatoes. That’s a quality side.” – Mayor Quimby
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“Bart, think I can ever find another one like her?” – Milhouse van Houten “You’re asking the wrong guy, Milhouse. They all look alike to me. Now, let’s go whip donuts at old people.” – Bart Simpson
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“Lisa, I can’t imagine anyone being more likable than you. But apparently this new girl is. So my advice would be to start copying her in every way.” – Homer Simpson
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“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge, I want to see my brother!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, for God’s sakes, Homer, it’s an empty threat.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hey, kids, don’t forget to watch my twenty-ninth anniversary show! Featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel whacked out on wowie sauce.” – Krusty the Klown “Everyone’s always kissing your ass. Well, I’m not afraid to tell you, you’re a [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep].” – Sideshow Mel
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“Man, what a day. It’s no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and a family like so many juggling balls . . . two, I suppose.” – Wiggum, P.I.
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“This is the kind of entertainment they think is suitable for younger and more impressionable viewers!” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to write a letter!” – Marge Simpson
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“Honey, you really shouldn’t eat so much in bed.” – Marge Simpson
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“Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.” – Conformco Guy “Are you sure you can get him back for us?” – Marge Simpson “Absolutely. I’m the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.” – Conformco Guy “What about Peter Fonda?” – Marge Simpson “Ohh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.” – Conformco Guy “You idiot! He was the most talented one!” – Homer Simpson RIP Peter Fonda.
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“Hey, Bart, you see that Caddy over there?” – Lou “Uh-huh.” – Bart Simpson “That’s Mayor Quimby’s car. Tonight his honor is, uh, polling the electorate.” – Lou “How would you, ah, like a street named after you?” – Mayor Quimby
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“Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on you, the viewers.” – Kent Brockman
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“Okay, okay, think back to your training!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This . . . Homer.” – SNPP Trainer “Yeah?” – Homer Simpson “Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.” – SNPP Trainer “Ooh, a side.” – Homer Simpson “Simpson!” – SNPP Trainer “You see which button I’m pushing?” – SNPP Trainer “Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it.” – Homer Simpson
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“Why do you want to have a baby so bad?” – Patty Bouvier “I got a lot of love to give. And, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio.” – Selma Bouvier
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“Oh, they won’t let you have any fun.” – Bart Simpson
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“Alright! We’re finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!” – Greenpeace Guy #1 “Oh, no, our boat is sinking.” – Greenpeace Guy #2 “It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco!” – C.M. Burns