“Faithful Milhouse, you’ll spend the long hot days by my side, won’t you?” – Bart Simpson
“Uh, I think I lost my glasses in your pool.  I better go in and find ’em.” – Milhouse van Houten
“But you’re wearing your glasses.” – Bart Simpson
“No, I’m not.” – Milhouse van Houten

Happy 20th anniversary to “Bart of Darkness”!  Original airdate: 4 September 1994.