Not only did we forget to put up a preview post in time, but the venerable Simpsons Channel doesn’t have one either. (I guess everybody’s falling apart these days.) This and the above image are from Simpsons Wiki: Homer joins the "Springfield Preppers," an off-the-grid survivalist group whose leader (guest voice Tom Waits) has set up a top-secret retreat outside of town to prepare for the end of the world. But Marge grows skeptical of the group’s alarmist shenanigans. Ick. Didn’t they do a survivalist camp last year? Yeah, they did. Oh well, here’s Tom Waits doing something that’s actually…
Month: January 2013
Quote of the Day
“And thank you, God, for the bad things adults do, which distract attention from stuff I’m doing. Amen.” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“So, what are we going to see?” – Marge Simpson “Earnest Cuts the Cheese!” – Bart Simpson “Honey, I Hit a School Bus!” – Lisa Simpson “Look Who’s Oinking! Look Who’s Oinking!” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: New Year Edition
“Now this is exactly what Bart’s teacher was talking about. Our son did something wrong and you look the other way.” – Marge Simpson “But Marge, look at that hang dog expression; he’s learned his lesson. . . . Lets’ get him a present.” – Homer Simpson As expected, another short week on the internet led to another short Reading Digest. For some reason, people just didn’t want to spend a lot of time between Christmas and New Year’s putting meaningless crap on-line. (Weirdos.) Anyway, we do have some people quoting the show, and talking about the show, and making…
Quote of the Day
“Dad, knocking over a gravestone is bad luck!” – Bart Simpson “Really? I heard good.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“You know what’s great about you, Betty, is, you’re letting your looks go gracefully. You’re not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable, it’s just so rare and refreshing.” – Moe
Quote of the Day
“Oh recycling is useless, Lis. Once the Sun burns out, this planet is doomed! You’re just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“We have another jumper on the roof of T.G.I. McScratchy’s.” – I&S Control Technician