“Whoa, man, look at the size of this thing. I wonder if it really works.” – Bart Simpson We have a much shorter than usual Reading Digest this week because the show put out a Simpsonized version of the tweet that ate the internet. (You know the one I mean.) Once there was a Simpsons version of it, pretty much everything Simpsons related on-line mentioned it and that drowned out other Simpsons stuff. Out of a sense of completeness, I’ve got one link to it below, but that’s all. In addition to that, we’ve got another painting of a Springfield,…
Month: March 2014
Quote of the Day
“Oy, this guy’s tough.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, we’re gonna have to outsmart him.” – Lisa Simpson “I don’t know, he’s pretty sharp. He saw right through this disguise.” – Bart Simpson
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“I’m so embarrassed, I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.” – Marge Simpson “Okay, throw her in the hole.” – Itchy & Scratchy Land Trooper “Oh, please, it was just a figure of speech!” – Marge Simpson
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“Don’t worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.” – Black Nerd “Uh, wallet inspector.” – Snake “Oh, here you go. I believe that’s all in order.” – Fat Nerd “Whoa, I can’t believe that worked!” – Snake “Hey, that’s not the wallet inspector.” – Homer Simpson
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“That’s it, frimble about with your widgets and dobobs. It’ll all be a monument to futility when my plan comes to fruition.” – C.M. Burns
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♫“And so, let us leave, on this heartwarming scene.”♫ – Shary Bobbins ♫“Can I be a boozehound?”♫ – Bart Simpson ♫“Not till you’re fifteen.”♫ – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, can’t you see this man isn’t a hero? He’s annoying! He’s very, very annoying!” – Ned Flanders “Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous.” – Helen Lovejoy “The guy’s hepped up on goofballs.” – Moe “Let’s sacrifice him to our god! . . . Come on, we did it all the time in the 30s.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Unfortunately, Agreeing With Us Isn’t Enough
“Well, what do you think?” – Homer Simpson “This is a joke, right?” – Springfield Shopper Editor Thought Catalog is one of those small, independent new media outlets that’s trying to make its place in this brave new on-line publishing world. Their about page is full of noble sentiments and phrases like “an experimental media group”, “We believe all thinking is relevant”, and “help shape culture by empowering you”. Their shtick is to be “value neutral” editorially, which means that you can publish a piece there about whatever the hell’s on your mind provided that you can string two words…
Quote of the Day
“Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America’s favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball she is. So let me close by saying . . .” – Roger Meyers Jr. “And the horse I rode in on? I’ll show them what one screwball can do!” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Alex Rocco! …