“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?” “What is the point of all this?” – Judge Snyder “Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time by rating the superhunks!” – Prosecutor “Ooh, he’s gonna win.” – Lionel Hutz
Month: December 2017
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“I’m sure this is a little scary for you, dear.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Uh-huh.” – Samantha Stanky “So, why don’t you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself? I’ll be grading you on grammar and poise.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“Embarrassed? What are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson “Well, there was our trip to the Amish country.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, yes . . . Hey, look, Marge! They’re still not fighting back! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!” – Homer Simpson
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“Your appearance is comical to me.” – Martin Prince
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“Dear parents, due to yesterday’s unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.” – Marge Simpson
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“Selling real estate could be just what I’m looking for. I’d really like to give it a try.” – Marge Simpson “I don’t know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Realty Bites”! Original airdate 7 December 1997.
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“Tonight, Sherbert’s . . . Schubert’s unfinished symphony.” – Principal Skinner “Oh, good, unfinished. This shouldn’t take long.” – Homer Simpson
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“You’re going down, my friend.” – C.M. Burns “Yes, sir, Mr. Burns.” – Boxer
Behind Us Forever: Mr. Lisa’s Opus
♫”Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac…” – Homer Simpson “Coming out of my 8-track…” – Marge Simpson “Michael Jackson still was black! Those were the days!”♫ – Homer & Marge Simpson Zombie Simpsons has a longstanding pattern of running the few good jokes they come up with into the ground. Occasionally they will also get positive reviews (from less forgiving outlets than this one) for more non-traditional episodes (the Lego one comes to mind). This week these two long standing traits collided into the jumbled mess that is “Mr. Lisa’s Opus”. Back in Season 23, they did “Holidays of Future Passed”…
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“Hey, Marge, this guy looks like Apu!” – Homer Simpson
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“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such FOX Network specials as Alien Nosejob and Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.” – Troy McClure
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“This one just came on the market.” – Stinking Fish Realty Agent “Oh, dear!” – Marge Simpson
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“You’ll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.” – Kearney “I sleep in a drawer.” – Kearney Jr.