“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Bullseye!” – Karl “Thanks a lot, Karl. Now I’ve lost my train of thought.” – Homer Simpson “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge “Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny “Lisa…
Month: March 2018
Quote of the Day
“Get a rope, Bart!” – Marge Simpson “No, that’s okay. I’m pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I’ll pull my arms out with my face.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Smithers, find me an artist!” – C.M. Burns “Sir, I’m afraid you’ve systematically alienated Springfield’s entire art community. The only one left is this Mrs. Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers “Who?” – C.M. Burns “She won first prize in the Springfield art fair, and as the wife of an employee she’ll be easily intimidated.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent. Once again the wheel has turned, and dame fortune has hugged Montgomery Burns to her sweet, perfumed bosom. Somebody up there likes me, Smithers.” – C.M. Burns “Somebody down here likes you too, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Shut up.” – C.M. Burns
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“Mr. McClure, what does D.N.A. stand for?” – Billy Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Simpson”! Original airdate 8 March 1998.
Quote of the Day
“Jack, I think the baby might be yours.” – Soap Actress “Oh, I’m sure it is, dollface. But I’d like to see you prove it.” – Jack “You treat me like garbage.” – Soap Actress “That’s because that’s the way you love it, baby!” – Jack “Gee, is it always this good?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, I don’t know. I just dip in and out. I’m only watching today because Brandy is coming out of her coma and she knows the phony prince’s body is hidden in the boathouse.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I’d love to wear this someplace special.” – Marge Simpson “Spurlock’s Cafeteria it is.” – Homer Simpson “What about the symphony, or the theater?” – Marge Simpson “What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I’ve learned that I have a gift to share with the world. From now on, there’ll be a new Barnard Gumble! I’m working clean and sober!” – Barney Gumble “Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize, a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.” – Mayor Quimby “Just hook it to my veins!” – Barney Gumble
Quote of the Day
“Helping people find homes, that must be really rewarding.” – Marge Simpson “Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is you get to stay in the house until it’s sold. C’mon, guys, let’s go for a swim.” – Lionel Hutz
Quote of the Day
“Wet Cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well, maybe High Voltage.” – Bart Simpson
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“Okay, honey, remember where we’re parked.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Homer, I’ve been the world’s biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?” – Moe “Oh, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk.” – Homer Simpson