“Welcome back! I’m talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr. John Winslow.” – Troy McClure
Month: May 2018
Quote of the Day
“Yeah, I’ll fetch you a ride little missy. Hop on in! Mind the skunk. Them things can go off even after theys dead.” – Cletus Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lost Our Lisa”. Original airdate Whacking Day, 1998.
Quote of the Day
“No one was showing up for jury duty, so we synergized it with his comic book collection.” – Lindsey Naegle “You have been chosen to join the Justice Squadron, eight a.m. Monday at the Municipal Fortress of Vengeance . . . Oh, I am so there!” – Moe
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“Eine minuten, eine minuten! . . . Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein . . . nuisance phone!” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian “Buenos notches, mein fuehrer.” – Charming Nazi “Ja, Ja.” – Nondescript Elderly Argentinian
Quote of the Day
“Any questions?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Mrs. Krabappel, how come you don’t live with Mr. Krabappel?” – Nelson Muntz “Because, Mr. Krabappel chased something small and fluffy down a rabbit hole.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE IT’S ON? I CAN’T HEAR A THING!” – Troy McClure “IT’S WHISPER-QUIET!” – Dr. Nick Riviera
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“You know, we’re kind of like the original Odd Couple. You’re the messy one, and I’m-” – Principal Skinner “Shut up!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes. Very well.” – Principal Skinner
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“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“Gime? What’s a gime?” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “King of the Hill”! Original airdate 3 May 1998.
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“If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.” – Dr. Hibbert “Thank you, I will, Dr. Hibbert. Thanks for coming.” – Marge Simpson “Remember, I said, ‘if’.” – Dr. Hibbert
Quote of the Day
“The only thing I’m ‘high’ on is love, love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.” – Marge Simpson “Alright, sounds very good.” – Child Protective Services Guy